Tummy Tuck Truth
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Well we can all make mistakes don’t you think?
A middle-aged bloke has a heart attack and while on the operating table he has a near-death experience.
He sees God and asks if this is it? God says “No”. You`ve got another 30 to 40 years left to live.
When the bloke recovers he decides to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, tummy tuck and hair implants, figuring that if he`s got that long he may as well make the most of it.
Then, when he walks out of the hospital after the last operation he immediately gets hit by an ambulance.
Arriving before God again, he says: “I thought you said I`d got another 30 to 40 years.”
To which God replies: “To tell you the truth, I didn`t recognise you!”
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