Cheap Plastic Surgery

The cheap plastic surgery can suggest ideas?
I thought a turkey baster and lard could replace some collagen injections. Have a suggestion for the basement negotiating cosmetic improvements? Some people obviously lack a sense of irony! I think plastic surgery sucks, hence the stupid question ….
A long strip of tape around the neck from one ear to another. It's pretty tight, lift the chin instant: o)
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